Alcibiades and the Dog’s Tail
In Athens, Alcibiades lopped the tail off his beloved dog—just to control the city’s gossip.
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The missing tail.
Alcibiades paraded a magnificent dog through the streets of Athens—a creature so beautiful, ancient sources say, that people would travel just to see it. Then, one morning, Alcibiades cut off its tail himself. The city gasped. Why would he mutilate his own pet?
He wanted control over scandal.
According to Plutarch, Alcibiades explained his cruelty with a smirk: he wanted Athenians to gossip about his dog’s tail, rather than dig into his private life or political plots. In Athens, news traveled in whispers and every reputation was at stake.
A master of distraction.
While Athenians wrangled over the dog, Alcibiades was free to maneuver—plotting wars, shifting alliances, and charming enemies. He played the city like a lyre, always one step ahead of the next rumor.
Alcibiades understood that scandal was inevitable, so he served up a minor outrage to distract the masses from his real ambitions. For him, reputation was just another pawn.
